Random Funny

I haven't been able to stop laughing about this but maybe that's just because I had the pleasure of actually seeing the look on the poor man's face.

Brandon and I were at Tuacahn last night with his family and you know how those women's restroom lines can be during intermission, right? So we went in to the high school for restrooms and the women's still had a long line. But wait, what's this I see? No line at the men's. So I go in and smile casually at the man washing his hands as I help myself to the one and only stall. I hear him go out and another man come in who is now waiting for my stall. I came out and gave the poor old man a heart attack. He gasped, "OH! I'm in the women's!" I laughed and patted him on the shoulder and said, "NO! I'm in the men's!"

I remember being at a gas station with Nonna on a road trip. The women's restroom was occupied so she helped herself to the men's. I was only twelve or so and totally horrified and embarrassed. Nonna! How could you?! But now I do it all the time. You really do grow up to be your Mother and your Mother's Mother.

That's It!

I'm gettin' a burqini.
Even then, might have to splurge for the modest-fit PLUS.

Happy Birthday Shmoo!

I can taste that beach air now.
Oooh, I can't wait.
I keep eating green olives because I think they taste like the ocean.

I got this photo because a friend posted it on facebook today. Surely, 120 isn't accurate but it felt like it could be. My car thermostat read 114.

Cravin' a slurpee.

Hell

This picture is from Brandon's aunt. It was years ago in St. George; apparently the S fell off the Shell station sign. Fitting, no?

I want some of what this guy is on.

Anika and Emmet are best buddies. They were laughing so hard with the suckers because every time I said, "say cheese!" they would say "please" in stead of cheese and thought they were just hilarious.

My new minivan. It smells exactly like a motel and I would return it if I could but at least I got to trade in the broken down Vue.

Happy Birthday Mike!