I can't find any freaking girl scouts.
Every American, from sea to shining sea, seems able to get their hands on as many thin mints and somoas as they want while I haven't laid eyes on a girlie scout since grade school. I don't even know what they look like these days. Are they still wearing the little dress and sash with patches? (or was that the Brownies- hell, brownies sound good too!) Would I know one if I saw one? I just know this town must be teeming with unseen girl scouts. Are they in cahoots, staying just without my sight? Illicit drugs are in plainer sight! (and with protocol for acquisition I can understand) But what, I ask, has a girl got to do for some damned cookies? I've got an itch. And I need a girl scout to scratch it.
Where are those little brats?
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thanks Janna for the ones you brought over. if i had known i wouldn't be able to find them i would have cherished every bite. slowly. i just wolfed 'em right on down.
I can send some to you. They stand right outside of Trader Joes. It is a wonderful world here:)
Come to think of it, I have never seen a girlscout in Utah, ever!
Write a book already, girl!
I saw another cluster of them driving home today through Belmonte Shore. Should I mail you some?
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