Ha ha! Read this article.

It was published in Newsweek in 1995 and is about how the internet will never work.

When I want a reminder of how long I've known Brandon, I just remember that Brandon was the one who taught me how to use the internet. It was 1998. (I suppose I was a little late on the scene.) We used a search engine called Northern Light. He was like, "See, you just type what you want to know about in here and then it pops up." I was floored.

The first time I had ever even seen the internet was in 1997. I was accepted to Joffrey Ballet and another girl at Ballet West was considering going as well. She took me to the computer lab in the ballet department at the U of U and she looked up places to board. I remember thinking what is this internet thing?